Tag and Release


Today’s Music: The English Beat – Save It For Later
Days Til Spring: 24

We know who you are, where you are, and what you had for dinner.

Ok, El Guapo sucks at these. He has been blessed with nominations for a bunch of awards from bloggers he respects. So far, The Guapster thinks he has acknowledged two. But Guapamole got hammered all of a sudden with tags. Seriously, it’s like a drunken WWE brawl in the ‘sphere right now. Plus, two of the taggers asked Guapowitz very nicely to do this. Translation: They said they’d do things to GuapWithoutWits you wouldn’t do to the neighbor’s cat.

So Count Guapula is responding to a hideous stack of questions. And Guapatine has enjoyed answering them. Some of them really made him think. And some of them really made him think the questioner was insane. But in a good way. So, if there’s anything else you want to know about the GuapTart, send an email, or put a question in About or Adminisilliness. SmashingGuapkins will answer. But he probably won’t do many more of these. Unless the threat is particularly entertaining…
So here are the answers. And you should check out the blogs of them that asked. They are all a lot of fun, and GuapoBell is honored that they all chose to burden me tag him!
If Count Guapula has missed someone that gave him this award, he is sincerely sorry, and he will do his best to make up for it if you let him know.
(Questions are in bold, which is the only place in this post you will find 1st person singular nouns.)
Adair You
1. Die a bit younger with all your facilities or, die at a ripe old age, having no idea what is going on.
Dying with his facilities intact might be nice for a change. Lord knows El Guapo has lived long enough without them…
2. Have you ever eaten gefilte fish?
Eaten and loved. With horseradish. But not the jelly stuff. Guaparoni doesn’t know what the hell that is. (Gefilte fish itself is a compressed loaf, generally made of whitefish bits)
3. Your perfect companion. (Yes, LiC and Guap, you may just post photos of your beloved).
In the interest of anonymity, TheGuap’s girl won’t let him post a pic.
4. Do you still write real letters?
Guapola photographs and arrange pieces of Alpha Bits for all his correspondence. If it’s important, he tapes the cereal to the page.
Honestly, Guapowitz thinks birthday/holiday cards are the only non-bills he mails anymore….And the occasional t-shirt (you know who you are).
5. Movie or play or book?
Book. Though El Guapo really enjoys all three media.
6. What have you done you’d prefer your parents not discover?
You know, after GuapTart turned thirty, he pretty much admitted everything. Turns out it was all pretty funny. After the fact…
7. Do you/Did you like your inlaws? (me Nope.)
Mostly. El Guapo loves his girl’s Mom – she is an incredible cook.
8. Regular coffee or the fancy schmancy stuff?
Regular. El Guapo has yet to stand in a Starbucks and ask for a Grande. It’s a medium cup of coffee, dammit.
9. One thing on your bucket list.
Not dying.
10. Biggest surprise you’ve had.
That his girl picked him.
11. Pick an ethnicity other than you own. Why?
Iroquois. El Guapo doesn’t know near enough about the First Peoples, but from what he does know, they have the best philosophies around…

LizzieCrackecd (not broken)
1. What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?
2. How do you feel hearing everyone has a water buffalo… And you realize you don’t (if you DO have a water buffalo, skip this question and answer the bonus I have a water buffalo question)
Guapanese doesn’t need to accessorize himself like everyone else. Just because the cool kids have a water buffalo doesn’t mean GuapAndRoll needs a water buffalo. He knows Timmy in the fourth grade said he had to have a water buffalo if he wanted to be cool, but Timmy’s an idiot. Even if he does have a signed Tito Puente lunchbox. (Wap-Bop-Guapoloobop wants a water buffalo!)
3. Who is your favorite cartoon character?
Pinky. NARF!!!
4. Who is you favorite super hero?
The Most Wonderful Girl In The Universe. And you, lizziec – the most awesome Naked Scissor runner ever.
5. IF I had the power to confuse you as my super power, what would you think about frogs?
El Guapo thinks fro- Wait a minute – TheGuap sees what you did there. He thinks…
6. Which is more fun… pulling teeth or tea in China? NO wait..I think I got mixed up…
Guapola likes pulling tea off of teeth in China.
6. What does that have to do with the price of tea in china ?
El Guapo doesn’t know. Does anyone ever expect the Spanish Inquisition?
7. How old are you mentally ?
No idea – it’s hard to do math with the alphabet blocks. Though El Guapo thinks he just answered your question.
8. If you could go back to any age what age would you choose?
The age of enlightenment.
Or the age of Beets. Whatever…
9. If life gave you lemons and tequila was unavailable what would you do with them?
The Guap would wait for the first person who said “Make lemonade!”.
Then he would squirt lemon juice in their eye.
10 How much wood can a woodchuck chuck.
Sadly, they only chuck when GuapperWithCheese is trying to sleep, so he has not been able to count.
11. How do you get rid of those pesky woodchucks anyhow?
Guapunzel hopes you don’t think he’s overreacting, but he likes nuclear weapons for that job.
What?

Bonus I already have a water buffalo question:
are you happy with your water buffalo or would you prefer a Cebu?

HEY YEAH! Guaparoo will get a cebu! That’ll show Timmy!!!

More Zen Now
1. What would you do if I sang out of tune?
Join in, probably making inapppropriate animal noises. Or change the lyrics.
2. Coffee or Tea?
Beer.
3. Soccer or Rugby?
Curling!!!
4. Liberal, Conservative or Nunya Beeswax?
Right now, Disgusted.
5. Love or hate Stanley Kubrick?
Generally love, but really can depend on the flick.
6. What is your favorite era, where and why?
Favorite ERA would be the 28th amendment (if it passes before any other amendments).
7. If stranded on a desert island who would you most like to be with?
El Guapo’s wife. And someone with a boat.
8. If you have children do you sometimes hate them a little? (Yes , I loves my chilluns but…)?
No kids, but El Guapo is frequently not a fan of those of his friends.
9. What is your favorite novel and why?
Tough one. Maybe The Old Man and the Sea by Hemmingway. It’s a very moving story, told very directly. Not a wasted word in it.
10. Sonny or Cher?
Chaz. Wow, that’ll stop you for a sec, won’t it!
11. What is your preferred method of de-stressing?
Whatever happens to be the first thing The Guap does after all these questions!

RantOnIt
1. If you were stuck in a burning building with no possible means of escape but had a bag of marshmallows….. Would you toast them over the fire or just eat ‘em straight?
Guapowitz would melt them just enough to make some clever Macgyver type marshmallow based contraption to escape, then get a job as the Marshmallow Lobby spokesman.
Oh, and toasted.
2. The funniest knock knock knock you can think of
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupti-
MOO!!!
3. Weirdest thing you’ve eaten.
Weird is relative. El Guapo has yet to be given a food option that he has flat out declined, untried.
Did once eat a fish eye. Gelatinous on the outside, hard and plasticky core.
4. Tell me what you’d do if a bird excreted on your head.
Happened to GuaperBell in France. He cursed the French. In English.
5. Stupidest thing you did while you were sober
Dude, there ain’t enough space on the internet for El Guapo to list every stupid thing he’s done that is tied for number one.
6.Can you run 2 miles if I kick you out of bed at 4am…. to chase me down ….. Theoretically. In reality I won’t make it the first mile.
No. But Guapola can wait for your tired ass to get back.
hehehe.
7. How many quarter pounders do you think you can eat in a sitting?
If memory serves, about a dozen. Now? Maybe 9.
8. Bacon or Beer. You must decide!
El Guapo decides yes.
9. Can you tell me, an exact use for a rubber duck?
Yes, The Guap can.
10. in your dreams….. Are you on top?
Upside down, frequently.
11. Rosie Huntington-Whitley or Megan fox? You Must Decide!
The entire internet and those are the choices?!?

NicoleColredGlasses
1. What is the most exciting thing you have ever done in your life?
GuapingtonBear will go with letting go of an airplane in flight. But honestly that probably isn’t the most exciting thing…Actually, he can’t pick one right now…
2. How would you wear gasses if you didn’t have a nose?
If El Guapo somehow lost his nose, would blurry vision even be something he was worrying about at that point? Or Guap would just get a Navin R Johnson Opti-grab.
3. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
The bitter voice of experience says no. It just means leaving a little extra in the checking account to pay for the consequences.
4. How do you know if you have fallen in love if you don’t have any bruises?
well, if you have to ask…
5. You want to have sex with a tampon?
El Guapo doesn’t know. Is it cute and disease free?
6. If you had to come up with a Major sports team name what would it be?
MoneyGrabbers
7. Are redheads good in bed?
Redheads in general, or is there a specific one to be investigated?
8. What is your favorite book and why?
K, El Guapo answered Old Man and the Sea above, so now he’ll go with John McPhee Looking For A Ship. It’s an account of life on a Merchant Marine ship, published in 1990. It’s a favorite, that he has enjoyed re-reading…
9. Do fish get thirsty?
Only if they haven’t been drinking enough.
10. How come when socks come out of the dryer, there’s only one of each?
Because the other had to report back to the mothership to provide intelligence to our alien overlords.
11. Do you believe is fairies?
As Shakespeare said, There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy…
El Guapo thinks that covers it.

RC
1- What do you think happens when you die?
The maestro will be decomposing.
2- Creation vs Evolution?
Evolution. And don’t go waving that “banana shape” argument at Guapalooney either.
3- Will there ever be an end to suffering?
Shortly after the first question happens.
4- Do you believe in global warming?
Yes. And don’t go waving that “banana shape” argument at Guapalooney either.
5- What would be your dream job?
Guapski would like to test adventure gear in the field for a living. And beer. He would like to test beer too.
6- What’s your ideal vacation spot?
The Guapster has a serious weakness for the tropical islands around the Carribean. he would like to rent a barebones sailboat and cruise around El Mar Caribe for a month, visiting the best ports and bars, as well as uninhabited islets.
Ah, what a way to spend some time…
No, he has never done that before. Yet…
7- Are you content with the choices you made in your life?
El Guapo was aware of the consequences of some of the stupider things he did in his youth. That being said, the bastard is singularly unrepentant. He also thinks that if it hadn’t gone that way, he never would have found and married the most wonderful girl in the universe. That’s how it went. He ain’t gonna worry about it now… He just wishes he hadn’t drank all that cough syrup this morning…
8- If you knew you’re going to die tomorrow, what would you do?
Leave the water running.
9- Are you adventurous?
Ha, really? Guapowitz is quite possibly the most fearless (read: stupidest) attempter of shennanigans ever to stomp the earth.
10- Have you ever tried yoga or meditation?
Guapalocious believes the unexamined life is not worth living. He also thinks that ignorance is bliss. he ponders the paradox of these two perspectives every once in a while.
Also, he tried yoga twice. And is relieved he doesn’t get embarrassed like normal people.
11- Whats the best meal you’ve ever had?
In his youth, Guaptastic once sailed in the Around Long Island Regatta. At the end of the race (about 3 am), hte crew was invited to grab a meal at the hosting yacht club’s dining room.

The Guapster will not tag anyone, but if he were to (or if anyone just wants to answer), these are the questions he would ask:
1- What did you do that you never thought you would?
2- Mustard or Ketchup?
3- If it were that much fun, would everyone really be doing it?
4- What is your online name based on?
5- If you are above legal drinking age, do you still have a stuffed animal? If you are below legal drinking age, do your parents?
6- Finish the sentence: The quick brown fox jumped over __________
7- Would you rather go into battle with an attack penguin or a carrier mole?
8- Greatest golf movie ever made?
9- What bad movie have you seen that could have been great? And how would you have fixed it?
10- Why does everyone else seem to want to strand you on a desert island?
11- What one thing never fails to make you smile?

For those of you that are wondering what the hell is going on with the 3rd person pronouns, El Guapo blames The Hobbler. It is totally her fault. and he believes First person pronouns in the questions themselves are acceptable.
Also, El Guapo sincerely thanks Ginger Snaap, Old Dog, New Tits and LizzieCrackecd (not broken) for spending a day on twitter and giving all these @Guapowitz variations he could use.
If someone would like to thank them by taking all this free time off their hands, El Guapo would sincerely appreciate it.

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98 responses to “Tag and Release

  1. whiteladyinthehood

    Guapster, I laughed all the way through this!

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    • Thank you, whiteladyintehhood.
      It was written before the challenge, and Guaparooni had to edit it to remove all unacceptable first person pronouns.
      Guapola takes his internet seriously.

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  2. Rantonit genuinely loves the fact that Guapo’s upstairs has gone as squishy as the fries at kfc so that he refers to himself in the 3rd person. Please never stop ok?
    ….. Btw, Ellis cracked that very same knockknock joke 😛 .

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  3. I own a white teddy bear named snowflake. It’s a boy but people regularly think it’s a girl. When I can, I travel with it. It is my preferred traveling partner.

    On an unrelated note, I recently ate cow balls. I think they were cow balls. At any rate, they were balls.

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  4. I thought about going back to track the number of Guapo variations, but I unusually caught myself by asking myself a question: Self … why?

    Nonetheless, you have been busy and have more creativity here than I muster in life in a year. Meanwhile ….

    1- What did you do that you never thought you would?

    2- Mustard or Ketchup?
    Mustard, and preferably the brown version.

    3- If it were that much fun, would everyone really be doing it?

    4- What is your online name based on?
    A Frank Angle? … Frank for honesty and my first name … Angle meaning a thoughtful opinion …. Besides, I had to get one not already taken.

    5- If you are above legal drinking age, do you still have a stuffed animal? If you are below legal drinking age, do your parents?
    No.

    6- Finish the sentence: The quick brown fox jumped over __________
    the dinosaur dong pile in Jurassic Park.

    7- Would you rather go into battle with an attack penguin or a carrier mole?
    Since I can’t imagine either being helpful, my martyr side leaves both behind.

    8- Greatest golf movie ever made?
    No contest – Tin Cup

    9- What bad movie have you seen that could have been great? And how would you have fixed it?
    Mars Attack is the worst movie I’ve ever seen as it almost caused a divorce. It’s so bad, it can’t be helped – but I would keep how they killed the Martian invaders.

    10- Why does everyone else seem to want to strand you on a desert island?
    Because they don’t know better and they can’t come up with another question.

    11- What one thing never fails to make you smile?
    Seeing an unbelievable golf shot and Shania Twain

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  5. That was a lot of answers. You almost literally have all the answers. You, you, you. You don’t know if those were plural or singular, and Hotspur is not telling. He can’t believe you had sex with an attack penguin in China during the age of enlightenment.

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    • El Guapo almost wishes Hotspur had replied in a another language, where singular and plural “you” are more clearly defined.
      And once you go penguin, you never…oh…never mind…

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  6. You are the man! I loved your answers and now I know you are as wonderful as I thought you were! I promise my blog chain letter days are over and out.

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    • While it is very difficult to sound sincere when referring to oneself in the 3rd person, morezennow, the Guapolean We do really enjoy going to your blog and reading your posts!
      Thank you for the challenge – they were great questions!

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  7. That was, indeed, a huge list of questions to answer! I’m still reeling after your revelation of eating a fish eye……

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  8. Good job Guaporoni! Thank you for the ammunition that future world leaders may blackmail you with. Sounds like you have and are leading a full, crazy life! Just don’t forget to throw a feather out the door next time you skydive…

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    • El Guapo hasn’t picked out the feathers yet, Hobbler, but he will pick two matching ones and send you the one not released.

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      • So sweet, but (you almost got me) the writer of the now infamous blog who happens to be in a wheelchair, was really hoping that you would find the one that you threw out the door, once you landed. 😉

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        • As El Guapo has no where near the math needed to figure out where that landing spot would be, there will be 3 feathers that will leave the plane with him:
          One for The Hobbler
          One for El Guapo
          One that will be released with a label asking the finder to leave a comment on The Hobbler’s site.
          Low odds, but still…

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  9. Westbye would like to take the Great Guap fishing…

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  10. Now, doesn’t the Guaphiker feel better? Release is like chicken soup for the droll, or something like that. Well done…this went over nicely with my morning coffee. As to not risk spraying my monitor with said coffee, I was sure to look away anytime there was coffee in my mouth and I though His Royal-Guapness might mention something hilarious. This was very freakin difficult to do! Took me hours to read this!

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    • El Guapo will be using Guaphiker in the future, and is glad to have kept you on your toes, Alex.
      And someone got him to pass diet coke out his nose last night, so he is glad to pay it forward.

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  11. Just wondering why you chose your blog name?

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  12. Thanks Guapo. They really went after you. I knew it. They tried to that to me but ain’t having it. Two tags was enough. Nice that you answer that many rather strange questions. Moon commends the Guapolious.

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  13. Sandylikeabeach thought Guapski gave most excellent answers to the questions posed and she is also extremely grateful that she only had to answer eleven questions. Sandylikeabeach is with Gaupster on penquins, science, and shenanigans. She always knew a fellow bar dancer while hopped up on cough syrup would know enough to ask European or African when faced with a critical swallow question.

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  14. Sad to type half sleep. They tried to keep tagging me but I wasn’t having it. Nice that you answered all them strange questions. Have to read again for entertainment purposes later. Good job Guaporoni.

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  15. I admit that none of the polls songs are stuck in my head – but I fear the rest of the day thinking of menu items … Wonder if I can find Guapo Gai Pan, Guapioli, Guaposchmitzel on Rye, or Guapochunga on any menus?

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  16. Oh great answers Guapo-o-rama! Was also tagged but have not answered the calling yet.
    As always a great slew of music this week, First Psycho Killer (Qu’est Que C’est.) and now Save it for Later.
    YoYo-Dyne Propulsion has both of these tunes on the company playlist. The first to remind staff of potential repercussions and the latter to remind them of the non-existent human resources and complaint department.
    Good Job EG!

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  17. Very cool, my friend!

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  18. Nice answers! I like The Old Man and the Sea as well. Such a good story. Save It For Later is possibly my favorite song of all time. Never get’s old. I love that tune!

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    • They are still good live, Lily (though El Guapo doesn’t know how many original members are left).
      Sadly, El Guapo’s wife refers to The Old Man and the Sea as “A Boy and his Fish”.

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  19. Hi,
    Just got to love those answers, well done, you certainly had a lot to get through. but fish eye really? I just couldn’t imagine that at all. 😀

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  20. as a strict rule, handed down to me from my Chinese checkers tutor, i only eat the fish eyes and throw the rest of the fish to my ostrich. having divulged that bit of TMI, EG, i don’t know where you find the time for all this…and keep it highly witty to boot. but please continue…

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    • El Guapo has found ostrich burgers to be delicious, and imagines one fed on a diet of fish would be even better.
      His secret, Tony, is to let his fingers type without his brains’ interference. EG does his best blogging while asleep.

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  21. RC thinks he and the Guapster could be good friends. RC also loves the responses to the questions posed to the Guapster!

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  22. Lizzie the Cracked just peed her pants from losing control of the facualties that Lizzie barely maintains anyways…oh..not the bladder thingy, LIzzie has strong bladder control unless she laughs so hard as to not be able to breath – it;s all about the breath…. The GreatGuapsby did not disappoint although LIzzie feels that there were a few Guap names that he may have missed during the tweeting and because they came from the cracked and twisted depths of the Lizzters mind – Lizzie is clearly being needy today – never mind…..Here’s to The Big Guapowski! A Guap among Bozos…. and other people too. (Lizzie didn;t want anyone to take offense thinking she was implying that the rest of the population are all Bozos – Lizzie would like to add some bozos to the list though….)
    AND as to the matter of the questions – LIzzie will give them consideration later after she mends the huge crack that threatens to break her finally….. You My Friend ROCK! ALways.

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    • The Big Guapowski is honored and touched and not cleaning up under your chair, LizzieC.
      He actually went through twitter history to gather as many Guap names as he could and is very sorry he missed these, which are (as you know) fantastic!
      The Great Guapsby looks forward to your answers (if you choose to answer), and knows that after Lizzie mends (which he knows she will), she will be back in both fine form and fettle.

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  23. I bow to the great Guaptart and your hysterical answers to all of these questions! Great job!

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  24. My apologies at my lateness to the party, Guapolicious. Having a bit of mother-difficulty. I truly enjoyed your answers. Highly amusing…made me smile in a trying time. Thanks,eh.

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    • It is Guapolicious’ joy to bring a smile to you, Kayjai.
      Hoping the difficulties pass soon and you’ll be able to relax soon…

      And you are welcome whenever you have time to stop by.

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  25. El Guapsterola, I really dislike these 100-question awards, but you made me laugh all the way through. Thanks.

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  26. To anyone who has wondered why the hell I’ve been referring to myself in the 3rd person here and across the blogosphere, I direct you to The Hobbler, whose idea it was, and also to Edward Hotspur who has blown clean past 24 hours of this and is still going.
    Hats off to them, and I am going back to normal sentence structure now.

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  27. 1- What did you do that you never thought you would?
    Where should Lizzie start. Most of the things LC thought she would never do that she has come to do are not good things ..not good at all although they make for funny stories and interesting learning experiences… Lizzie never says never anymore. OH! there was that one thing that LIzzie never even knew was possible and then though she would never do but…. oh oops Lizzie thinks thats not … 😳 um…. LIzzie never thought she would have any association with anything Military after Brother tortured her by always being a demanding leader when we played soldiers. Lizzie doesn;t like being told what to do –
    2- Mustard or Ketchup?
    Lizzie is a mayo girl and takes much heat for not properly stocking other condiments.
    3- If it were that much fun, would everyone really be doing it?
    Lizzie would. Who cares what everyone else does. But in reference to the statement It’s so much fun everyone is doing it! – Lizzie thinks it is a trap usually used by devious offspring wanting to talk parents into just saing yes and when Lizzie hears it she responds with the answer ” picking up dog poop can be fun too – why don’t you try it”. Lizzie loses lots of Cool Mom points by not falling for the everyone is doing it schtick.
    4- What is your online name based on? Lizzie is based on the name on the birth certificate that proves Lizzie exists. Cracked is because LizzieNutballs – nobody would take Lizzie seriously….geez Lizzie cracks herself up sometimes
    5- If you are above legal drinking age, do you still have a stuffed animal? If you are below legal drinking age, do your parents?
    well above and yes…that’s all Lizzie is going to say. hnph
    6- Finish the sentence: The quick brown fox jumped over __________the puddle under Lizzie’s Chair
    7- Would you rather go into battle with an attack penguin or a carrier mole?
    no attack mole option? then Lizzie would rather go AWOL
    8- Greatest golf movie ever made?
    That one with what’s his name and ..wait..are there any great gold movies? oh the one with Matt Damon and Will Smith. Mr. Hitch or…something..It was great.
    9- What bad movie have you seen that could have been great? And how would you have fixed it?
    Some movie with Meg Ryan and some dude that Lizzie thought was goiong to be awesome…. on a farm in the middle of nowehere,,don’t remember the name that’s how bad. Lizzie think the only way to have made it any better is either change the whoe story line or have added lots of gratuitous sex scenes. The guy was hunky.
    10- Why does everyone else seem to want to strand you on a desert island?
    LIzzie hasn;t a clue. To know Lizzie is to Love Lizzie not to want to banish Lizzie.
    11- What one thing never fails to make you smile?
    Idiotic child like logic. From a child. and Veggetales and ….oh one thing…sorry…

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  28. I don’t even know where to begin, so in no particular order…
    1. I believe dog food is weirder than fish eyes. At the very least, fish eyes are meant for human consumption.
    2. Please don’t take a job testing adventure gear AND beer at thesame time. Not only would that be utterly stupid, it would very possibly bring upon premature decomposing.
    3. I’m not a regular coffee drinker but i’m told that the best way to go for coffee at starbucks is with a cup of coffee from dunkin donuts. It makes waiting on line more pleasant they say.
    4. If you give me enough notice, i’ll join you on your sailing adventure to El Mar Caribe. If you catch me in the right mood, i might even finance (most of) it.
    5. I don’t know much about lemons and tequila but if life gives you melons, i’d say you
    have dyslexia.
    6. I’m sorry to hear you don’t like all your friends’ kids. Have you ever given any thought to how they feel about you?
    7. I’m just about done with my book. I’ll have a look at your Hemingway. It was The Boy and His Fish, right? 🙂 Maybe we can discuss it over a beer in the Caribbean.

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  29. Holy crap, you weren’t kidding about all those tags! I feel like I know so much more about El Guapo now.

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  30. If the Mr Guacamole Bits ever gets rich off of his nicknames, then Ginger, Lizzie and ODNT get 50% in royalties. It’s a GuapOlution over here! You must be a real Guapanova, a Prince Guaping…

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  31. I feel like I know whoever this El Guapo character you speak of much better.

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  32. TAG!!!!! Just kidding. Odd that even though I have never met the Guaptart, I now know Guaptanamo Bay better than I know anybody in my family including myself. And I didn’t even have to go to Guapan!

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    • Linda, if I had heard Guaptanamo Bay before, I’d have used that everywhere!
      Once again, you have elevated the level of discourse in your inimitable way!

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      • Oh Linda! you have to play with us on Twitter…you are awesome – Ginger! yoohooo look! a new player… 🙂 how about we pick a new person to torture and let Mr Guapcredible get his game on too?

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        • Lizzie- we make fun of the men- we don’t invite them to play along! Linda is more than welcome and I will think about giving mr. guapcredible a trial intern position-maybe.

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          • Too kind, Ginger, but I’m not sure you’re directing the word “trial” at the right person…

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          • ohhhhhhhh my bad… blame it on the missing of social cues that goes along with being bipolar – or something like that…. I do think there should be special considerations though – every once in awhile – partly too cause we have pretty much exhausted the Guap arena and he was such a good sport about it…. just sayin 🙂

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            • Hey thanks, lizziec! Yes, why don’t we all encourage Ginger and LizzieC and ODNT to think up more Guap-isms! What fun! Oh, this game can go on for weeks and weeks!!!

              hmph…
              (but seriously, carry on – I do love ’em!)

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  33. mommywritervkent

    Congrats on being tagged so often and also such an entertaining way to answer all the questions! Nice post my friend 😀

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  34. Regarding your list (which was great):
    #5) I’m a book person myself, and insist on reading the book before seeing the movie. Having said that, I can list three movies that were better than the books which spawned them: ‘Jaws,’ ‘Silence of the Lambs,’ and “The Godfather.’
    #10) Awwww.
    #11) Why not go for Comanche? They were some bad-ass mofos.

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    • Sometimes it’s interesting to read the book after the movie, Smaktakula. Check out The Natural by Bernard Malamud, and At Play In The Fields Of The Lord. Both great movies, both great books, but they are great for different reasons.
      Comanche were, but I think I was reading about the Iriquois recently, and I guess it was still on my mind…

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  35. Well now that I know so much about you I am wondering if this was a good idea calling in, you see I was supposed to be having my morning coffee about half an hour ago but I got reading this, actually I broke off, I said I broke off, not let one off 😦 Hmm…

    Now as I was saying I actually broke off to read, and comment on one of Rachael’s postings and then returned here rather swiftly to digest the rest as it were… Anyway I have certainly enjoyed my first ‘Real’ read of your postings and so I will return on your morrow, my today and catch up a little more my friend…

    Have a fun rest of evening
    and a wicked Hump Day too 🙂

    Androgoth

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    • Thank you sir.
      Enjoy your coffee (What side of the world are you on?)
      I jumped briefly into your site. I hope to have time tomorrow to actually read without interruption – you have a lot going on there.!

      And a good hump.
      Day to you too.

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      • I am in the United Kingdom my friend and it is already 03.37 😦 Catch you later El Guapo and do enjoy your adventuring in my Space 🙂

        Androgoth

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