Today’s Music: Tony Bennet & Diana Krall – I’ve Got The World On A String
Note – Tonight’s Beatnik Poetry Slam ans nothing to do with Lynne at Free Penny Press who is hosting take-it-to-the-street-poetry.
Because Beats don’t join clubs like that.
Unless there’s dark coffee.
And angst.
A black curtain, speckled with bright white LEDs
Drummer Moe Green with the brushes plays the Hi Hat (Ka-Tshhhh) under a dark blue backlight.
A warm pinpoint spot slowly widens on the black-turtle necked torso of El Guapo, clove cigarette dangling languidly from his lips, mirrored Wayfarers reflecting the infinity of space…
Like jewels
Glimmering in deepest darkest dirt
I blink
Ka-Tshhhh
rocket past a star.
Photons
Ka-Tshhhh
illuminate my pores
Meteors
orbit near and far
(exhale of smoke scents the room with clove)
The universe
asks me who what I want
Traveling
Byond
in darkness and in light
My answer
Ka-Tshhhh
echoes out beyond.
Baby,
Ka-Tshhhh
Is there any booze
available on this flight?
(Fast tattoo on the Hi Hat)
Aaaand fade…
*Note – El Guapo does not condone the use of turtlenecks or clove cigarettes. Ray Ban Wayfarers, however, are just plain cool.
Guapola 
Poetry slams are fun! Definition of poetry these days, like sex, is VERY broad..why are they called Slams?? So that people who like basketball go there under the impression something sporty and exciting may be happening??
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From http://www.poetryslam.com:
“Simply put, poetry slam is the competitive art of performance poetry. It puts a dual emphasis on writing and performance, encouraging poets to focus on what they’re saying and how they’re saying it”
I don’t think I’ll win any competitions with this, Beautiful, but it amuses the hell out of me!
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Hi,
The Beatnik scene was always a mystery to me. 😀
Great poems for the Beatnik theme. 😆
I see you got a great photo of the Space Shuttle, doesn’t seem to be a lot of security around it either. I wonder when it is put in it’s spot will they let the public go inside? Or at least have some way of looking inside.
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They are going to be putting it at the Intrepid Air and Space Museum on the West side of Manhattan,Magsx2. It’s a retired aircraft carrier turned museum. They will probably have a raised platform so we can look in the windows, but I doubt they’ll let people in.
Still,I’ll probably go after the opening rush dies down.
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At least with a raised platform you can see inside, it would be a shame if they didn’t do at least that. 🙂
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Love these el g. Been a whim since you done one. And Diana Krall is the bomb. And with Tony Bennett. Wow
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I was surprised to see I’d only done two before, John.I’ll have to see if I can’t devise more bad pretentious poetry.
I was going to go with Sinatra’s version, then Louis Prima. But I saw Tony/Diana and had to go with that.
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Really, only 2, they must have impressed me lol. I see my fat thumbs destroyed my comment again. I hope the next iPhone has a bigger screen. Sinatra, yeah, that would have been great to.
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This is awesome. One of my favorite things you have written. I know, I’m weird, but I really love it.
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Thanks Hobs. Glad you enjoyed it!
It was written as a context for the photo at the bottom, and I hadn’t poetry slammed in a while.
(to the relief of dozens!) 😉
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To the relief of no one. You’re good at it.
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Seriously? No turtlenecks?? Who’s going to tell Diane Keaton??
Seriously the second…nice slam dude
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Thanks Zannyro.
I think we an make an exception for Diane. She wears them so well…
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Keep calm.
Bow ties are cool.
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If this were a poll, that comment would have been the winner, lastsong!
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That’s crazy man… like I dig it. Hmmm… that’s all I got. Seriously, nice work. This is the first Poetry Slam I’ve seen. I know, I don’t get out much. -_-
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There’s a category for them on the left, Wendy.
And don’t let anyone tell you spending time out over here is a waste of time.
(because that’s just depressing!)
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Slam and Dunk Dude! Sound effects awesome.. languidly huh? right on..I woulda said you did more than 2 also..huh.. just plain cool (with sprinkles) Ka-tsssshhhh!
totally ROCKS you got to see it 🙂 and avoided the authorities too! Guess the bail money can be saved for the next shenanigan.. 😉
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Thanks lizziec!
Surprisingly, the only person that said anything about it was a parking lot attendant who didn’t want me sitting in her drive…
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I’m a little annoyed with you at the moment. How the hell do you find all the coolest bloggers? I am getting tired of everyone finding my blog through yours.
That said, thanks for somehow leading the person who just put my favorite comment on my blog. Now, please tell me how to find her blog…She is Lilly, and you found her blog yesterday.
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That would be http://www.pathoflillys.com
I found her through another blog I’ve been following for a whlle, http://asplenia.blogspot.com who alternates between very deep stuff, and hilarious what-the-hell? posts. Please don’t ask me how I found Asplenia’s site. I have absolutely no idea…
I’m slowly working my way through Lilly’s backlog, but yeah, it’s pretty good stuff.
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I know, she is my lover. Just joking, I don’t know how well she’ll like it, but have you read her comments on my blog? She told me where to find her, but she should be on WordPress, so it’s easier. Anyway, I don’t know our she realizes what she stepped into when she found me, but I’m going to be all over that girl, she is like a funnier version of me.
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Have to broaden your horizons, Hobs. There are other blog services out there hosting some pretty cool writers!
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You get around…
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No turtlenecks! What about bell bottoms in bright red or yellow?
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Thanks Roly. I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth.,,
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Bennett and Krall together … that was awesome! Not quite as good as the poetry, but still awesome. Now, it’s time for the classic beatnik.
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I read this comment on my phone email, Frank, without images.
As soon as I saw Classic Beatnik, I thought “Damn. Why didn’t I think of Maynard Krebs?”
Log into my site, and yep, there he is. Excellent pick, Frank!
snap snap!
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Yes! 🙂
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Diana Krall? It doesn’t seem like you’ve seen the obits EG. You need to pay homage to Donna Summer. You have until the 24th to amend that. Until then, I’ll be in the garden collecting offensive bugs in my little bucket.
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So many others have done tributes to Donna, WG.
Two off the top of my head from many great ones are at
http://morezennow.wordpress.com/2012/05/18/im-not-talking-just-for-play/
and
http://edwardhotspur.wordpress.com/2012/05/17/donna-summers-last-dance/
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I had no idea you wrote Po!.. very cool.. great song selection too.
post script: thanks for the shout-out!!!
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Shh, not so loud FPP, or I might think I can actually write this stuff. Then where will be ?!?
Thanks, and hope people stop by to check it out!
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That was groovy~ you are one cool cat. Ka-Tshhhh…
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Dig it whitelady! And you’re the bees knees, momma-o
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You had me at turtleneck….
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I think you’ve out-Beat me, Brit!
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I condone the use of turtlenecks. Though I don’t think my answer to the universe’s questions would have been the same as Guap’s. ❤
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Fortunately, the universe is big enough to hold multiple answers, Stacy Lyn.
Not on the turtleneck thing though. That’s an absolute.
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Now what? I wonder…I have a plethora of turtlenecks and not one pair of Ray Bans. *sigh* I’m always on the outside of cool. 🙂
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Sigh. I guess we could reconsider the turtleneck thing, Stacy Lyn.
Because the Keeper of the Socks is the epitome of cool. 😉
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YES!!
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*snap snap snap* I dig. You and your booze…!
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I feel dug, baby, dug.
Thanks Lily!
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Oh that was great! Total giggles over here at YoYo-Dyne. Love my Wayfarers but gave up the cloves after college. Seriously EG, that piece was hysterical on so many levels heh
xo
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Oh, forgot to give you props for the Tony Bennet and Diana Krall selection. Perfection
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Thanks Miss B!
The music makes the scene. Oh yeah.
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I’m not Slam material, babe, I don’t have the memory and the competitive attitude reminds me too much of my old jazz days and “cut sessions,” where singers and musicians would fight to the death and then there’s the blood(y marys) and the mess…
LOVED yours, the onomatopoeic touches, the thwap of the drums, and it really took me back to the best gigs. Masterful! I did a dverse I think you’ll like. Check out the link attached below the poem. Very pulp fiction-ish… complete with a blousy blonde…Amy http://sharplittlepencil.com/2012/05/20/shot-glasses-and-shop-classes-dverse-poets/
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You’re underselling your stuff, Amy – that link is definitely poetry slam material.
Just add a goateed musician in the background!
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Soooo you are a poet too 🙂 Well I think that you have done
excellently on this one El Guapo, even if I have never seen
any other Poetry Slam offerings before…
Have a ghoulishly exciting start to your week 🙂
Androgoth
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Oh, I wouldn’t go that far, Andro. It would offend too many poets. 😉
Hope the ghouls are working with you to start a great week on your side of the world!
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Then it would seem that some
poets are far too easily offended 🙂
I hope that you are having
a fine evening El Guapo 🙂
Androgoth
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Hah, quite possible!
Thank you sir, and a great day to you!
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🙂 🙂
Androgoth
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A clove-scented flight, man that sounds suhweet. Nice poem, caught me by surprise. At first I thought it was going to be about getting a facial, lol!
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Ok, Asplenia, I’m racking my brain trying to figure out
A – What xactly you mean
and B – How you got there from here.
And I’m sure if I figure it out, I’ll be laughing even harder! 😉
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You can’t hear it, Guap-Daddy, but man, you’d better dig that I’m snappin’ my fingers to your outtasite patter, Professor!
A question: Is your drummer the same Moe Greene who was slain so memorably in the climactic scene of the Godfather? Because if so, I have a number of follow up questions.
Lastly–Sadly, no booze on that flight my friend.
Another superlative soliloquy, Socrates! Boffo!
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Thanks Smak, and your comment has out-Beated me!
Going to have to check a Beat lexicon before the next slam. And yes, there will be a next one…
And this Moe Green is alive and well.
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You already have plenty of comments, but I had to write because I like it! Does that mean I have bad taste in poetry?
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Bad in the best Beat sense, whatimeant2say – so bad it’s good!
(I hope)
(No, okay, just bad)
(but fun!)
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Today’s music is perfect! HF
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It’s groovin, Daddy-O.
(good lord, I can’t stop….)
Thanks HF!
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I dig the place you’re feeling. And that Tony Bennett/Diana Krall swing is sweetness, yes, on a string.
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I dig that you dig, Cayman. Just a couple of cool cats swingin from them strings…
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I’m so happy someone agrees with me about the turtleneck thing. I don’t trust anyone who won’t show me their neck.
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I worry that you’re going to put people on their guard with all the Turtleneck and neck talk, J&T… 😉
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Maynard El Guapo Krebs – you are going to single-handedly bring back the beatniks! I want to be a beatnik now Ka-tshhh! I loved that poem you wrote. You are so cool. I always knew you were cool but I didn’t have any idea how cool. Well now I know Ka-tshhh
Illuminate my pores meteors! You’re a cat who can really purrrr Ka-tshhhh!
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Thanks Linda! High praise from the High-Priestess of Hip!
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Snap Snap so cool Dadeo!
Great pic of the shuttle. I still have my bags packed to go Home. Settled for the Silver outfit but now I’m thinking I should have gone with the gold. I enjoyed Toney Bennet and DIane Krall. I think Tony’s duets are great he’s an inspiration to do what you Love to do for as long as you can. Boy the room is thick with clove.
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You should go with the silver with gold trim, Starla. Or the reverse.
And the cloves help us getting in touch with that cooool mamma earth. Yeah.
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Silver with gold brillient! I think your right that’s it good choice.
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