Happy Birthday, ODNT!


Today’s Music: Rick Springrfield – Don’t Talk To Strangers
Note on Today’s Music: Because she really loves this stuff.
Another note: According to Mags did a great post(read as: saner and more coherent than mine) for the birthday girl. You should all check it out here.

I smell cake. Or is it cheese? CHEESECAKE!!!


You started your blog with a simple request,
About something you wanted to get off…on your chest.
You took us to meet the doctors who knew,
told us about a surgeon who made one out of two.
But then, something else came up.

With your usual wit and all of your humor
you told us that you had a tumor.
While you searched for the perfect breast answer,
It turned out that it wasn’t cancer.
And that was a great relief.

Since then, you showed us the meaning of chagrin.
Shared a letter to your bff,
Mr. Alec Baldwin.
Introduced us to Milo the cat,
Wrote some of this and some of that.
And the most embarrassing Disney story ever.

It’s almost a year since you set up online –
What a year, and how!
Told tales of naked mole rats
And you’ve got your own cow!
Which really only leaves me
One more thing to say:
To Old Dog New Tits,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

And many more wonderful years to follow.

While this ode in your honor
doesn’t come with cheese or a hamster,
In closing, there’s a question
for which we’d all like an answer…

saline or silicone?

Happiest of birthdays, Michele, and keep on rockin! I’ll keep following your story wherever you decide to take us!

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67 responses to “Happy Birthday, ODNT!

  1. That’s a very nice ode, but I must say the picture of that thing up there scared the beejesus out of me! And I don’t throw around the word ‘beejesus’ that often! Ugh…Happy Birthday ODNT!

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  2. Happy birthday ODNT 🙂 lovely poem..ode.tribute Guapman… you are pretty cool. Especially for just some guy. 😉 I didn’t know naked mole rats were so scary looking…Rufus.. was cute. Have a great day Michele. 🙂

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    • ODNT was one of the first bloggers I followed, way back when, lizziec.
      And now she has a cow named after here! That’s even better than an FP!
      (and a lot less typing!)

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      • Now why didn’t I think of that? yea…lets not answer that.. way back when ..lol blog years do seem to fly right by..or is it.. I haven;t figured out the blog time thing yet..Hobbs and I were working on a formula.. ANyways – I think she totally rocks too… I think ..wasn’t it her and Ginger that made fun of you…I mean made you famous on Twitter?
        Yup thats it! oh and Trifecta and …yea.. I could have a new crush…

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  3. Great tribute through a poem …. move over Robert Frost to make room for El Guapo. Happy birthday ODNT!

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  4. Happy birthday! Any friend of Guap’s is a friend of mine.

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  5. Hi,
    A very Happy Birthday to Michele, and a great poem, well done. 😀
    I also did a post on the Naked Mole Rat ages ago, so the beginning of the post at first was confusing when I saw Mags. 😆
    A fabulous Birthday post.

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  6. Where did you find this picture? IT is HILARIOUS! Thanks for being such a cool dude and my shuper scheacret accomplice. You are awesome, Guap!

    Happy Birthday, Michele!

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    • Full credit goes to you, Mel! This was a great idea – glad you caught that it was her birthday, and thanks for bringing me along.
      After all, how often do you get to wish Catwoman a happy birthday?

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  7. OH, MY GOD!

    I hate to get all Chandler on you guys but …

    Could you BE any sweeter?

    I could not possibly be more flattered. I love you guys. And not in the stupid bloggy kind of way … but in the real way. You have made my day.

    Thank you SOOOOOOOO much!!!!!

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    • IT’S THE BIRTHDAY GIRL!
      Our pleasure! It’s a pleasure to know you, in the best possible way.

      Hope you have a great day, and every day after.
      And keep rockin’ on, ODNT!

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  9. hahahaha…what a great thing to do for Michele. Happy Birthday, bad ass nerd.

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  10. A great tribute 🙂

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  11. whiteladyinthehood

    Guapo – you are the sweetest guy in blogtown! I had to read the Disney story…still laughin’…you have some great friends that are so funny. That was a nice tribute. I hope she has a Wonderful b-day.

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  13. A WEEK of mole rats?? I must check out her blog of fame. What a nice birthday announcement on teh intarwebs!

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  14. I love your B-Day tributes! Well done, and who knew you had an inner poet?! I loved ODNT’s Disney story and must go back and check out more–

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    • She has a really fun blog, Laura!
      And if you like the inner poet (or just want to hurt yourself), I have a bunch of Limericks (and a few Beatnik Poetry Slams) that should never have been inflicted on the public.
      but check out ODNT first – she has some really great posts.
      Much like you!

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      • 🙂 Thank you, and will do, re: checking out ODNT! I’ll also poke around your blog for Land O Limericks. And BTW, that naked rat is really disturbing, esp. because it looks like she’s just eaten her offspring.

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  15. This is a nice intro to a blog I had heretofore not encountered. Plus, naked mole rats. I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating–you can’t go wrong with naked mole rats.

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  16. I haven’t been hanging out in the right part of the Internet, I guess, because I had not yet had the pleasure of reading ODNT. But now I will.

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    • Read and enjoy, Madame Weebles!
      And for a site that started off about breasts, it’s (almost) all in good taste.
      (just watch out for those damn mole rats!)

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  17. OK, officially, Naked Mole Rat freaks the crap out of me. Worse than clowns, even. Yet somehow reminiscent of my ex-husband… ? Thanks for letting me know I should visit ODNT today and remind her just how cool she is. Thanks also for the history, which helps me understand why she is such a feisty, wonderful woman. LOVE YOU GUAP! Amy

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    • Why thank you Amy!
      *blushing*
      You realize that now if you ever post about him, I’m going to see a naked mole rat, right?
      She really is great. Hope you enjoy her blog!

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  18. Oh, and that “uncheck” thing is all gone, thanks to great activism on everyone’s part, so you can change the message above your comments! WE WON!!! (Wish the same could be said for Wisconsin, but I’ll take what I can get!)

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    • Well, if you’re going to be that direct about it, I guess I finally have to get off my lazy butt and update the text.
      I was just hoping to enjoy it indefinitely. Much like the updating of my blogroll.
      Which you will be on as soon as it’s updated…

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  19. I wanna be ODNT when I grow up. Not to get new boobs or anything (have enough of my own) but would love to have a writing style other than just babbling on about nothing. Although Seinfeld made millions doing that. Anyway, great prose, love your blog & all that. And Happy Birthday, ODNT!

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  20. free penny press

    Happy Birthday Michele and can I add if I saw that “thing” staring at me in the middle of the night I know for sure, without a doubt it would be time to call the undertakers for I would have a fatal heart attack 🙂

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  21. VERY nice ode, El Guapo! Poetry is clearly one of your strong points!

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  22. It is now 1:23am and my girl is sleeping in bed next to me. We are supposed to get up early together tomorrow morning and I SHOULD BE SLEEPING! But I just finally had a chance to look through all of these comments. You guys are soooo awesome. Guap, please don’t ever delete this post as I have a feeling I’ll be visiting it whenever I have a blue day or could just use a little pick-me-up.

    Honestly, I could have ‘liked’ every single comment here. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And I’m truly sorry I sickened all of you with the naked mole rat. Truth be told, the joke started because he looked like a “penis with buck teeth.” … And that joke, ladies and gentlemen, came from my mother. I guess that explains a lot.

    Sleep well, Citizens of Guaptonia. And know that you all have made this girl VERY happy today. I won’t forget it. 🙂

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  23. Happy Belated Birthday! We celebrated your birthday here by gorging ourselves at a steak house buffet. It was my step-son’s birthday as well, but let’s go with it was all for you.

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  24. I love Springfield, but that pic has left me scarred….

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  25. That was a fun blog. I like her blog name. :+) I know this is strange, but I had a dream last night about cheesecake icecream is that wierd or is that normal. I’m thinking that’s strange.

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  26. Phew! For a minute there, I thought that was Snookie.

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  27. Happy Birthday, ODNT! 😄

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  28. What a great poem! HA! How did I miss this?

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  29. What a lovely poem to a friend:-).

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  30. How wonderful!!! Loved reading this 🙂

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Ahem *best Ricky Ricardo voice* Babble-OOOoooo!!!

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