Today’s Music: Blind Faith – Can’t Find My Way Home
Well, here we are, rapidly closing in on the finish. Almost all the adult authority figures that are going to die importantly already have. And so, the final journey begins.
After much walking and walking and running and walking, Sam and Frodo Harry and Hermione (and Ron) finally end up with a proper plan that they hope will work.
So let us begin the limericky bastardization of book seven of JK Rowlings magnificent Opus! (Not the penguin.)
Book Seven – Part One
Find the Horcruxii was what Harry must do.
Set off with friends to defeat You Know Who…
But just like the flick –
though it might make you sick –
this limerick will be split into two.
*Apologies to Elyse for following the movies (not the books) to get in that extra limerick, and Lisa, who might actually dislike limericks.
For those of you with calendars (or a low tolerance for pain), we will wrap this up on 31 July, Harry Potter’s Birthday.
So you may want to steer clear until after that…
hehehe
Guapola 
I certainly enjoy your Harry Potter limericks. AND, I like your ‘horcruxii’ word…very inventive.
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Thanks kayjai!
The limericks seem to inspire extra creativity in me.
Or goofiness…
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Both admirable qualities… 🙂
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Yours may be the only limericks I can put up with. Just knowing there’s an end in sight brings me great solace. : )
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I admire your discipline in reading these, Lisa! 😉
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Guapo,
What’s a “Harry Potter”?
Le Clown
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You should read book 4, Le Clown.
You’ll like it – it has French people!
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Guapo,
Is that the one where Edward turns Helga Hufflepuff?
Le Clown
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Surely you jest? I know you have read them all and seen the movies.. (I kid, i have neither read nor sen anything on Sir Potter)
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Lynne,
HA! I’m not the only one… I have read none, for no other reason than I’m not interested, but I’ve seen all the movies, with different levels of enjoyment…
Le Clown
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I like your Harry Potter limerick series, too. I’ve confessed on here before that I have seen all the movies (and was surprised that I liked them as much as I did – not sure if that is a good thing or not hehe) And I had forgotten how much I like the Blind Faith song!!
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Love that song too, whitelady!
And I (unashamedly) was mesmerized by most of the movies.
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The end is coming, El G?
Bring it on……
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Oh, it’s nigh, Jots. The end is nigh!!!
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Oh no! We’re almost to the end of the saga! ❤
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I don’t think “oh no” is the sentiment we’re going for here, Stacy…
But thanks!
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It appears I have some Harry Potter limericks to catch up with…
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well, you can click the Limerick tab up top, Carrie.
Or maybe just smack your head against a wall 72 times.
Same effect really…
😀
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Hmmm, decisions, decisions…
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Tom versus Harry
Says ‘avada kedavra’
Harry doesn’t die
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Sword of Gryffindor
Neville offs Nagini’s head
Or ‘severus snake’
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I gleefully await your development of the Severus Snake meme, Hotspur.
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I don’t feel that memey, rogers.
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Once again, I have no idea how accurately your limerick tells the Harry Potter plot lines, but I do admire the song choice. Can’t Find My Way Home is one of my favorite songs – love Steve Winwood’s voice!
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Just accurate enough to confuse people, Sandy.
Steve Winwood is still putting out great music.
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I knew it! I first suspected you were a Bloom County fan with “More Skin on Loveboat,” but now I have the proof! Oop Ack!
It’s funny, I’ve never read or seen Harry Potter, but it’s saturated into the pop culture enough that I know the chick ends up with the ginger kid.
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Smak, you have no idea how much you’ve gone up in my esteem for catching the Love Boat reference in that comment.
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In the interests of all nitpickers out there…. wouldn’t the correct conjugation of Horcrux be Horcrae? My Latin is pretty rusty, and my Greek is non-existent, but it seems to me that I saw one time how Latin words ending in -us conjugate to -i for the plural, and those with -x endings became -ae, as in octopus to octopi, and horcrux to horcrae…. etc. Just wondering…. nice Limericks, btw…. 🙂
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Even rusty Latin is better than mine, gigoid.
I bow humbly to your superior linguistic skills!
And thanks!
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No worries, mate… I guess we both should realize that the word Horcrux isn’t Latin, Greek, or any other language, except the one J.K. Rowling had in mind…. 🙂 That means Horcruxii is just as valid as any other conjugation, which is good because it would be easier to rhyme, I think. Just sayin’….. 😉
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I am following you now because of this display of genius. Thank you!
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I am both honored and concerned for your well being, dockfam. And welcome!
😉
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Opus! I haven’t thought of Bloom County in ages. Thanks for that, I miss that comic. I didn’t realize that the plural of horcrux was horcruxii—I like this.
Are you going to be in mourning after the final limerick is complete? Or are you already planning another series?
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I’ve already had a request for Star Wars Haiku (from L&L, I believe), Madame Weebles.
I think they will be haiku/limerick sets.
hehehe
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Excellent limericking and soundtrack. I second Chuckles question, though, since I’m at least 15 years behind the times on a good day.
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Hmm…fifteen years…that would leave you about mid-point in the saga.
And nothing wrong with behind the times, Brian.
That is my usual location. And I see no reason to catch up.
Except for that Higgs Boson thing. That’s pretty cool.
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You can’t see me, but I’m throwing rose petals at your feet….so impressive El Guapo…………I hear Daniel Radcliffe wants to play you on Broadway.
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Fortunately, Dan does onstage nudity, so it’s a natural choice, zannyro!
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OH…………MY……………..LORD………………………
You threw me a curve ball and it hit me in the head…
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
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But Lisa likes limericks. She said so. Good one. And steve winwood is the bomb.
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I think she was just being polite since she knows I read her blog, John…
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The once was a boy named Harry,
Who could have had friends named Perry, Larry, and Barry.
Since I never read the books,
Thus don’t know if he is a cook, crook, or schnook,
Thus realize his name could really be Terry.
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We should find a good biography and collaborate on a limerick, Frank.
Or perhaps do one on Sun Tzu’s Art of War?
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LOL … that would be fun. Idea: We could write a biography with consecutive limericks. For instance, we pick a person, one of us writes the first limerick and then passes it to the other who writes the second, and then returns it, and so on.
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The flesh eaters borrowed movie #1 from the neighbor today- and so it begins…
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4 flesh eaters enter. 1 mother leaves.
Oh wait, different saga…
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God, all you people are funny! Bloom County, Harry Potter, the Love Boat? All in ONE comment section. Guap–look what you inspire!
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Isn’t if fun, Jenn? I love the comments!
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I haven’t seen the movie (s) or read the book (s) but I know I like your limerick the best because it’s compact and fits in most overhead storage compartments! I don’t feel that memey either (I don’t know what that means but it’s fun to say)!
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Thanks Linda. I figure if the limericks are light enough to carry, everyone will buy them, whether they need it or not. Like Chap Stick. Or Tic Tacs…
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Yes Chap Stick, Tic Tacs, Tattoos . . .
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I’ve always worried that if I got a tattoo with writing, there would be a typo.
Or for an image, I’d ask for a grey shark and end up with a pink dolphin.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
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Yes there is . . .
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Or a unicorn . . . a unicorn is good too!
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Guapo! I find your following the movies without reading the books hilarious. Great limerick. And I WILL be here on July 31, if only to laugh some more. God, isn’t Ralph Fiennes creepy with that snaky mask smooshing up his nose? Amy
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Voldemorts Nose is one of the funnier memes I’ve seen on the net, Amy.
Glad you’re enjoying these!
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Tell me you aren’t dressed in Gryffindor costume like some ComicCon figure when you’re writing these. (And if you are, please include a picture.) Sorry to be absent Guaperola. I’ve been missing your charming wit.
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Actually, I write all of these with a bag over my head to hide my limericky shame, Barb.
And it’s a pleasure to see you, wherever you turn up.
Hope you’re having a spectacular summer!
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As of August 1st, will there be Lord of the Rings limericks? Or do you already have a long list of other requests?
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Lord of the Rings is definitely coming, L&L!
Just not right on the 1st…
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El Guapo! Hey there! You’ve been nominated for a Sunshine Award! Check it out: http://www.claireclopez.com/2012/07/im-shining.html
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Thank so much Claire!
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You should do this for a living. Seriously.
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PLEASE…
He is naughty
enough as it is 🙂 lol
Androgoth
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Nono, Andro, I do that jsut for fun.
Not money.
hehehe
😉
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🙄 😛 😉 🙂
Have fun today El Guapo…
Androgoth
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Highest praise ever, NBI!
Thank you!
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Wazzup Guapster!! You’re limericks are a trip!
I’m off to find you know who, and I don’t mean Winnie the Pooh — how was that? 😆
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Pretty damn good, RC! I think you have a future in the blogosphere.
Hint hint.
Great to see you!
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LOL…
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LOL…btw, you haven’t subscribed to my photoblog 😦
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I thought I had!
On my way to now…
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Fabulous, as always. When you finish up, can you put them all in one post?
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Thanks, whatimeant2say.
Just for you, I’ll put them all up in the compendium edition either with the last, or shortly after.
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Awesome! I’m sure many others will appreciate it, too!
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I like it. I can deal just fine with your Harry Potter. Just fine indeed. But please keep J.K. away from me . . .
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Don’t worry, Cayman. Pretty sure she’ll come after me for copyright infringement.
Plenty of time for you to get away!
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Hey El Guapo Have I Missed Something Again? 😦
I need to call in here more often and get to grips with
your excellent style of blogging… Okay just give me
a dig next time you post something and I will be here
to have a good browse around okay? 🙂
Have a fun rest of evening my wicked friend 🙂
Androgoth
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Always a pleasure to see you Andro, wherever in the blogosphere that may be!
Hope all is well in your realm, and the chains are properly oiled!
Though I would bet they are…
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I think you will find that the
wickedness is hypnotising 🙂
Have a dark
and ghoulish day 🙂
In a nice way of course…
Androgoth
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Voldemort! >.< I once saw him in my dream! That was terrible, but the place and the surroundings were super beautiful, much more beautiful than the movie scene!
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I’m with you – ristinw. I love when a book gets that far into my brain!
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