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Friday Foolishness – Slathered Edition


Today’s Music: The Ramones – Psycho Therapy
Note On Today’s Music: It’s got a good beat, and you can dance to it. Thought it would be fun!

The week starts. The week ends. And here we are, again to celebrate the oncoming weekend! But what is there to celebrate? Well, aside from looking forward to the days off, there were some great posts I got to read! Here’s some of what I saw…
Lorrie had the most awkward conversation ever with her son. Sooz collected some hilariously painful observations about sports and education, and According To Mags showed how football players are sissies compared to moms.
And in a huge honor, Cayman Thorn gave me a Reality Blog Award! Seriously, if you don’t know his site, you’re really missing out.

They, and all of you made it a great week to hang out in the sphere.

(One last note, go to Circle of Moms, where they’re still taking votes for their funniest blogs. So go vote for Old Dog New Tits , According to Mags, Lady or Not and UndercoverL!) (And you can vote once a day!)

Come! Come, let us express ourselves through interpretive dance!

Come!Come, let us express ourselves through interpretive dance!


This past week, there was an event. A big event. A delicious even- no wait, that comes later.
This past week, it was the super bowl! It means many things to many people. But we asked what does it mean to you? And apparently it means many different things. Here’s what you said. (As always, my comments fumble along in italics.)

Nothing since I stopped smoking pot! Ginger, Queen of GingerLand
(But that’s the only way the game makes any sense!)
Realizing I cannot read roman numerals. SnaapyG
(You should understand them by the time you put in your MCCDXVLII answer…)
Nada, I just wanted to vote in the poll! PonyTailSnaaper
(WE HAVE A WINNER!!!)
a great excuse for a shit storm of expletives (polysyllabicprofundities)
(And that’s just during the pre game show!)
Men in tights; and hits plummetting on my sites. (nice rhyme, huh) Michelle
(By all rights, I bet they regret missing your delights!)
straightman for EG!!!! BK
(I think we’re all a little too bent here to claim the title “straightman”…)
promopromopromopromopromo- it’s tough being at the top! buddhakat–>
(I think you misspelled pompom.)
pretending it’s still the sunday between the playoffs and the superbowl! BK
(As opposed to a whole bunch of sundays between the super bowl and the next playoffs!)
hopefully NOT blowing my nose (or my lunch)! buddhakat
(Just stick out your tongue when your lunch goes through your nose – two meals for the price of one!)
(No, I didn’t just say that.)

ANYTHING but football!!! buddhakat
(I knew you were the one watching the Road to the White House marathon on CSPAN!)
An early night and lots of you know what? 🙂 Gray Dawster
(I’m guessing not knowing what “you know what” is what led to it being an early night…)
Getting my six pack in order 🙂 Gray Dawster
(I bet after the third, you don’t care what order you’re having them in.)
You’re born, you die and everything in between is filler. Lou Grant/ lindavernon
(You know what you’ve got, Linda? You’ve got spunk!)
Another year Cleveland sports goes nowhere – unless they become Ravens. ~Maddie
(Well, Cleveland still has the…I mean…Yeah, I see your point. But GingerSnaap is in negotiations for David Beckham to be traded to the Ohio HouseHusband team, so…)
The number one day of the year for guacamole (in the US) ~ Red
(But Cinco de Mayo still has the lock on tacos. And diarrhea)
The great big mixing bowl for mixing Christmas pudding MBT
(Only 319 days til xmas!)
The best toilet in the house!
(When you really need it, is the quality that much of an issue?)
A recipe for an orgy, oh, not that kind of bowl, sorry 😦 Gray Dawster
(No, wait! We like that kind of bowl! Waaaaaaiiiiiiiitttttt!!!)
Sweet F.A. But Naked Volleyball Rocks 🙂 Gray Dawster
(Naked volleyball? Fun! With rocks? Not so much…)
Watching anything but Super Bowl – benzeknees
(CSPAN party with Benze and BuddhaKat!!!)
My team still sucks. They almost made it the year I got high. (UndercoverL)
(Oh, you’re a Mets fan too?)
The Puppy Bowl, which is my Super Bowl. Carrie- Carrie Cannibalistic Nerd
(I feel I should make some sort of “Punch Bowl” joke here…)
Knitting while Hubby sleeps thru the game (Stacy)
(Are you making him a remote-control cozy for next year’s game?)
I might actually watch the game this year. Go Niners!
(Oops…)
Eating tons of food and then napping. Oh and football stuff?-Lily In Canada
(Without football, you’ve just described an average Saturday.)
.guys with really big….TVs. 😉 Alex A.
(They’re just compensating for small…DVR storage…)
Band practice might be canceld… PMAO
(Maybe. But this one time, at football camp…)
Hosting a big party that’s more pain in the @$$ than it’s worth which includes making Bacon Explosion, so it’s worth it after all…Quirky
(I’m writing this from the Cardiac ICU. And it was totally worth it.)
naked tickle fights. x, Becca
(When discussing tickle fights, “naked” is redundant.)
waiting on annoying customers while they yell at the tv! (words&otherthings)
(It’s only a problem when the TV yells back.)
(Again.)

Avoiding the smells coming from the male-dominated TV room. Carrie Rubin
(And by avoiding it, they’re forced to get their own darned snacks!)
Chicken wings! And no more Ray Lewis, yay! -RoS
(Unless he becomes an analyst. For figure skating…)
What’s the Super Bowl? – Emily @ The Waiting
(It’s that thing where people sit around three hours to watch commercials!)
A day to go on a long bike ride and find some BBRRAAIINSS!! (Rutabaga)
(Then you’ll definitely want to be away from the field. And the broadcasting booth…)
Eating junk food I avoid the rest of the year. Bring on the potato chips!
(There’s someone playing football every day of the year somewhere. As if we need a reason to eat junk food.)
A perfect reason to shape a mixture of soft cheeses into the shape of a football
(Martha? Martha Stewart? Is that you?)
hahahahahaha!! I LOVE that last option. -asplenia
(Nonono, you love ALL the options!)
an empty movie theater~Addie
(But without other people, how will you know when to cheer?)

Congratulations to GingerSnaap for this week’s winning answer! And from the offered choices, the most populare was Is that the one where they sweep the ice to make the rock go? So congrats to all you die-hard curling fans too!(I bet you’re all Canadian.)

Pancakes aren't just for breakfast anymore!

Pancakes aren’t just for breakfast anymore!


This week, there was another event. A big event. A delicious event. Yes, February fifth was National Pancake Day!!!
Since I know you all looked forward to it with as much enthusiasm as me, today’s poll asks what you put on top of yours!
So let us know, but do it by 14 Feb, 2359 EST, because that’s when this one closes. (And if you write an “Other” answer, leave a way to identify you, and I’ll link back to you next week.)

And so, to send you into a weekend that I hope is filled with delightful foolishness, I give you these.
First off, I’m just surprised I didn’t post this sooner. (And it has a great end!)

And for all you Downton Abbey fans, this is just for you.

have a great weekend, and a great week to follow, y’all. See you…out there…

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Friday Foolishness – Sportsmanlike Edition


Today’s Music: Erin McKeown – Blackbirds

Being sick sucks! Going to work sucks too. Geez Guap, is there anything that doesn’t suck? Well yeah, besides living with TMWGITU, reading blogs doesn’t suck! Here’s some of what I saw this week:
Momshieb asked what’s in a name. Old Dog New Tits, According To Mags and Lady or Not are all in the running for a Circle of Moms award! (Just find their names on the Circle of Moms page and vote for all of them!). And Susie Lindau revealed her heart in an unexpected way.
(*Update – UndercoverL is also in the running for Circle of Moms! http://www.circleofmoms.com/blogger/so-i-went-undercover?blogroll_id=89)
Great reads, as were all the posts I got to see this week!
Sick
But now, the roving eye of this blog turns back to last week. I was (still am a bit) sick. And as proof, I’ve got a stack of used tissues that would choke a pig.
(If pigs were inclined to chew on used tissues without pausing to swallow first and perhaps wash them down with a nice full bodied red.)
(What? Used tissues are a hearty meal!)
(I mean, or so I’ve heard…)
(*crap*)
Anyway, the question was, what was in those tissues. Or more specifically, what the hell was coming out of my nose?!?
Based on your diagnoses, I was happy to learn that Toys R Us had restarted their mail order MD program. Here’s what you said. (As always, my comments are dripping in italics.)

No idea but your sleeve looks shiny 😦 Gray Dawster
(Oh that’s just my sparkling personality.)
(Ok,it isn’t really…)

Big Green Candles I Bet? 😦 Gray Dawster
(Wait – you mean this goop is flammable?!?)
Bone fragments from banging your head on your desk (polysyllabicprofundities )
(That’s formica. It was a cheap desk.)
It wa…s…not very nice 😦 Gray Dawster
(I think you…blew…that joke. BWAHAHAHAHA!)
My fingers?
(Hey, if you have to ask…)
Unbaptized Catholic children. damned Uncle Priest! ~Miss R
(Actually, if they were in my nose, they were baptised. Very, very baptised.)
The Green Party… Gray Dawster
(Mucus as political commentary? Eh, why not…)
Sprouty Smelly Farts 😦 Gray Dawster
(No, those make my eyes run.)
Spaghetti on Rye I think? Gray Dawster
(Wouldn’t all that starch make it dryer?)
Taylor Swift’s new single
(That’s being dispensed about four feet down and behind me…)
Brain- melted from all the poll answers ~ (Feel better. That is an order…hold the sauce.) Red.
(Holding the sauce with both hands! And now tipping it to my lips…)
Just plain awesomeness,,your overbrimming with it!
(Being so awesome never felt so crappy! No wait, that’s not right…)
“A strange, new life form, and a new civilisation.” (Star Trek)
(So I’m guessing cough syrup violates the prime directive?)
“Concentrated evil”, according to “Family Guy”. (John E.)
(I’d rather have “diffuse apathy”…)
Your last shreds of dignity. (John E.)
(You thought I had dignity? We’ve never met, have we…)
The same that’s left when you put snails and leech on a bag and put salt on them – Doggy’s Style
(A French restaurant?)
Peggy Fleming-lindavernon
(Only if she’s dancing the phlegmenco…)
My lungs! Lorre ((Articles of Absurdity) (Dose of Justice))
(What the hell are your lungs doing in my nose?!? Again?!?)
Braided hair. – Lily In Canada
(No no, the nose dreadlocks are what keep things in!)
Leprechans. Little green men. Elyse 54.5
(This is not the gold they’re looking for…)
Pretty sure its your soul.
(I thought my soul was that stuff that comes out of my ears?)
The second-best part of you…? Full Metal Jacket anyone? (UndercoverL)
(If you think I have less-than-the-best parts, you need to stop talking to my exes!)
Brown? ha ha – Hotspur
(Oh Mr. Hotspur, that’s easily your funniest answer ever! Oh, Such wit sir! My goodness, I can’t stop laughing!!!)
your sins x, Becca
(Big as it is, no way my nose is big enough to pass those out!)
The Magic School Bus x, Becca
(Well, schools buses are hotbeds of infection incuba- I mean…kids…)
Tiny aliens. x, Becca
(I know this calls for nose jokes, but I can’t resist Uranus…)
Gobs of pure genius! benzeknees
(So that’s where all my talent went…)
Did that stuff in your nose have little feet? Facts=diagnosis..zannyro
(No, definitely not little…)
I think shit is running out of my nose, but I might have just blown my ass…PMAO
(Then those probably weren’t your ears you were popping…)
Acid. Most definitely acid. – The Bumble Files
(No – the doctor says that burning sensation is something else…)
nutella (SnB)
(Even tastier than it looks in the commercials!)
those pictures you took of your butt on the copier at work! (words&otherthings)
(Funny story, they had to replace the glass after. Ok, maybe not funny. Or painless…)
Satan. –KBar3 – MMR
(This is a general sickness. Everyone knows the devil is in the details…)
Nyquil. You should read my blog and drink at the same time. Too much funny.
(I read. I laughed. Now there’s snot all over my monitor.)
Nothing that nasal flossing with spaghetti can’t cure (Frank)
(WE HAVE A WINNER!!!)
Pixie Stick Sugar- you’re supposed to inhale them, not exhale! GingerPixieSnaap
(If I let her, TMWGITU would have picked this as the winner. (She refuses to admit she has a pixie stick problem.))
Hopefully beer,from laughing too hard. GingerWishes
(I’m glad it’s not – I’d be morally obligated to drink what spilled!)
Raisins. You were testing out Emily’s theory- wrong end, Guap! SnaapyAnswer!
(There is no right end for raisins!!! Bleagh.)
Snacks! (Rutabaga – the person not what came out of your nose)
(I’m pretty sure I’ve sneezed up at least a person so far…)
A rubber hose! Remember? Welcome Back Kotter? No? Nevermind. Grippy
(What if it’s the latest dance moves instead?)

The by-product of raisins. –Emily @ The Waiting
(I don’t want to know how raisins got in me in the first place…)
Captain Tripps (Addie)
(Why doesn’t Stephen King have an awful novel I can mock?!?)
A Petrie dish delight. Just blow w/ Clorox Wipes and you should be set.-Mel
(I prefer afternoon delights…)

Congratulations to Frank for this week’s winning answer! And from the offered choices, the most popular was BRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!! (It fits!). So if that’s true, it’s probably the reason if the quality of these polls gets even lower…
Superbowl
After spending way too much time trying to think up a poll this week (my coworkers all thought the glazed look on my face was from working too hard!), I realized that sunday is the Super Bowl! A ready made topic for a lazy guy like me!
I’m hoping to possibly go skiing. But the important question is what will you be doing? That’s the poll folks. So answer as often as you like (before or after the game), but answer before 7 Feb, 2013 at 1159 EST, because that’s when this one closes.

And until next week, I leave you with these.
This first one I’m shamelessly stealing from Lady or Not.

And this is one of the first ads for Glenn Beck’s new amusement park, Libertypendence Park!

That’s all I’ve got. Hope you all have a great week, and I’ll see y’all out there!