Today’s Music: Serena Ryder Stompa
It’s not quite 9 am as I write this.
Here is a list of things I managed not to say to people today. I admire my restraint.
But it’s early, so I’m pretty sure that will fade as the day goes on.
“Then you’ll look like a piece of pink Swiss cheese.”
“What’s that smel-… Oh, it’s you, isn’t it.”
“Do your parents know you ate lead paint as a child??”
“Hey, you’d get a great price for me on Ebay!”
“Explain to me again why getting out of bed this morning was a good idea.”
“You didn’t pay for that haircut, did you???”
“How is that my problem, and why should I care?”
“You’ve been listening to Reason and Logic? Is that a band? Because I know you’re not talking about the company.”
“You don’t expect me to actually do that, do you?”
I expect my inner voice will get loud enough break through as the day goes on. Fortunately, my boss is laid back, and as long as I keep actually doing work, I should be fine.
And to restrain myself, I just keep reminding me that come Saturday I’ll be away and offline totally for a week.
Ok, off to write Friday’s poll!