Today’s Music: Halloween Theme Song
Welcome to the WordPress house of horrors. Don’t worry, there are no limericks awaiting you on today’s post…unless your mouse accidentally clicks HeRe or hErE!!!
Yes, it’s Friday the 13th. But before we move on to that, let us revisit…FRIDAY THE 6TH!!!!!! (Wow, that really isn’t scary at all…)
Last week’s poll had people throwing all sorts of things into the Hokey Pokey: (italics, as always, are mine)
putin – Barking In The Dark
(Da, comrade. Da.)
Weapons-grade plutonium
(I’m not saying you’re wrong, but you may have some issues there…)
I will not work the blowup doll into this answer.
(but I had such high hopes!)
Sense of Balance
(Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of a good hokey pokey?)
my ass. ‘Cause it’s funny to shake it all about. ~flame
(Funny and fun!)
Jupiter and half a bag of onions – Linda Vernon
(I have absolutely no idea what this means. Which means Linda wins this week’s poll!)
Kayjai
(Not sure if someone wants to put Kayjai in the hokey pokey, or if Kayjai wants to be in the hokey pokey. Either way, I approve.)
My left fin and my plastic ass. a la Jimmy Buffett.
(And math still sucks!!!)
what if I choose the wrong thing?? then what? fall off the bridge? nooo. – lizziecracked
(There is no wrong thing. Just know whether the thing is African or European.)
the earplugs – John Phillips
(Why? It’s not like we’re reading limericks…)
My ass, though I really don’t need a reason to shake it! – sandylikeabeach
(You’re an inspiration to us all, Sandy!)
Since we’ve already seen that Linda won (CONGRATULATIONS!!!), we can now reveal that the most popular of the offered choices was
the knife. Deep. Because now that song is stuck in my head.
I can’t help but be touched. And afraid.
And congrats to all of you wonderful, wonderful, homicidal folk that picked that.
But now, the wind is blowing…the trees are creaking…off in the distance, a wolf is howling…
Hold on a sec – HONEY!!! Please turn off Ustinov reading Peter and the Wolf. I’m trying to blog here!!!
Okay, it’s Friday the 13th, and even though I’m not superstitious, I have to get back to the kitchen or the cauldron will bubble over and there will be split pea soup everywhere. so without further ado…
(Leave your name for a linkback if you write in an answer!)
As always, the poll will close next thursday at 1159pm.
And to keep you safe until then, Enjoy these.
The first was put in my head by Ashley Jillian
And this one was inspired by lizziecracked.
Loved the Monty Python reference! It is essential to know the difference between the African and European things!
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I agree, Sandylikeabeach. Too many people think they can ignore it, and just cross the bridge when they come to it.
If they only knew…
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Brilliant! I’m locked in the toliet for safety.
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Keep the key in the lock, gingerfightback. They can come in through the toilet…
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I think I need another cup of coffee….I did not catch the Monty Python reference at first. I even re-read the post 5 times…no, 3 times…..
And why would a person who puts weapons-grade plutonium in the hokey pokey necessarily have ‘issues’…….
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Was that your suggestion, Alex Autin? Nothing wrong with that at all…*backing away slowly…*
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Its FRIDAY!! YAyYyYy!!
“Anything is possible when you smell like a monster. I’m on a horse … cow” 😆
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My wife (the most wonderful girl in the universe) giggles like a school girl every time she sees that video, Amor24!
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The fact my life is almost crippled by my agoraphobia should be enough–add to it the knowledge I live in apartment #1313 on 13th and 3rd, and you’ll find that should I find the nerve to leave my apartment, my triskaidekaphobia would not allow me to re-enter the premises.
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Excellent use of the word, Addie.
And I smell a great story in there…
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OMG! You really made my Friday the 13th something special El Guapo! With a tear in my eye, a song in my heart and a rumbling in my stomach, I accept your award and will do my best to uphold the title of the El Guapo Friday Foolishness Poll Winner which I intend to milk right up until 11:59 p.m. next Thursday. If you need me, I’ll be on my throne, counting onions and thinking about Jupiter.
And I have a Friday the 13th story to share. One Friday the 13th, my car was safely tucked into the garage when for no reason whatsoever except that it was Friday the 13th, the Christmas tree stand fell off the top shelf and onto my car leavng a big dent. I could never decide whether to blame the devil or Jesus.
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A well deserved title, Linda!
And I would blame gravity…
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How long before a celebrity names their baby Triskaideka?
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The sooner the better , Carrie! I hear there’s a case of writers block going around the blogospher, so we could all use an easy target!
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Hi El Guapo,
I managed to survive Friday the 13th just. It’s a new day here Saturday the 14th.
I had my car stolen one year on Friday the 13th, hated that date ever since. 😆
Loved the videos.
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Glad it wasn’t a bad day for you, magsx2.
And very sorry about your car. Had one…borrowed once, it really pissed me off.
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I ate food once on Friday the 13th. I’ve been afraid of food every since. Except when I’m hungry.
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Were you afraid of the asparagus or the pineapple?
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Hi Hun,
DIG Friday the 13th. almost as much as Saturday the 14th; a truly awful movie by the same name gave birth to a holiday ’round these parts.
Fine choice of videos my friend -smile-.
Left a response on the poll, but it will never make a top 10. Just a personal off the cuff ‘get back’ at Demon Seed daughter and her ability to locate what is lost to me…. because I’m no longer in college. Well, and can’t find any connections unless it’s Burning Man time. Fucking age. And gravity (looks at chest).
Ha! you try being the ‘cool parent.’ Sounds great in theory… if you can afford a gross of vacuum cleaner bags, pallets of vegetarian food, and mixers for those school breaks.
Sure it’s all fun and games until someone loses their mind. Or eye. Or liver.
But seriously folks, love Friday the 13th. The pagan within roams free. Speaking of free I Finally added you to the YoYo-Dyne blogroll. Jesus on a pogo-stick about time.
Keep on rockin and rollin. You make me smile, think and inspire this spine-disease fucked up bod to get on skis, back into the surf, and into action again. Limited ability yes. Inspiration… Priceless!
~The Wicked Wench of The West
p.s. asked the neurosurgeon yesterday if I can get back on the skis this year, even if only a few green runs with the Demon Seed. No double blacks or even black steeps. Promised. Already missed one season, He said “NO! it’s too icy and you can’t risk a fall. Wait a week until we get some snow.”
See how great a Friday the 13th week can be? Getting that old iron and wax out.
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“Wait a week until we get some snow.”
Hope your doctor has a great sense of humor in all things, and can help you out, Miss B!
And I’d bet the Demon Seed thinks you are the coolest parent.
I certainly do.
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linda’s is a VERY good choice EG. i shall ponder on this week’s contest a while and get back to you. enjoy the week-end. continue…
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Thank you, barkinginthedark. Though if you keep up this weighty thinking, you’re going to shame me into putting more effort into these!
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Dang… Friday the 13th was yesterday and I missed it? Crap … oh well … at least I woke up on the 14th.
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Then you win, aFrankAngle!
Ha – suck it, Superstition!
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Made it through Friday the 13th – yay – now I have a 3-day weekend! Bring on the cold beer and I’m thinkin’ maybe a shot of Patron ~
😉
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*notthinkingaboutPatronnotthinkingaboutPatronnotthinkingaboutPatron*
Ah, hell.
First round’s on me, whiteladyinthehood!
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I clicked BRAINS since I’ve been sick and felt like the living dead all week.
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Let this be a lesson -the power of Friday the 13th is strong and far ranging.
Feel better, HE!
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Thursday the 12th is just as rare. How come no one is scared of that?
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Both Fridays and the number 13 have been considered unlucky by some. Put them together, even more so.
And now I’ve actually learned something, John.
Hmph
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Ohh, scary stuff kids! Great – spooky – job!
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Thank you, The Hook. I threw in lnks to the limericks just to get the full scare!
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Hehe! I got to fly down to Atlanta on Friday. I’m not a naturally superstitious person, but it did make me think a little bit! All went well though 🙂
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Hope you had a great trip, therecoveringbrit. And Saturday the 14th is always good for a laugh afterwards…
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Wow I thought Friday was the 12th…what the hell like that is anything new right? And i am an inspiration ? Wow – ya know I laughed mt ass off. At Dr Phil and Shaq and great post ‘m late as usual but hey I made it in time to vote!!! 🙂
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If it weren’t for calendars on my phones, I’d have no idea when it was either, lizziecracked.
Of course you’re an inspiration. 😉
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