Today’s Music: Cutting Crew – I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight
Note On Today’s Music: Hey, if you’re gonna go with a cheesy story, you should have a cheesy song to match…
This is not a link back to Reapers With Issues, or the accompanying limerick.
No, this is a completely different link!
This week, the finely fettled folks at Trifecta picked the third definition of the word Death
(3 capitalized : the destroyer of life represented usually as a skeleton with a scythe).
And to make it even M O R E, this also links up with the gloriously fabulous AccordingToMags (Part 1), and the fabulously glorious OldDogNewTits (Part 3) for parts one and three.
Each stands well alone, all three fit well together. (like a trifecta!)(see what I did there?)(hehehe)
So start there, come here, then finish off the triad, as Death takes a holiday! (Or at least tries to…)
Death Takes A Holiday – Part 2
The tall gaunt figure strode across the beach, pale skin reflecting more than his garish teal and orange shorts. Others pulled back, clearing a path for him and his companions to the beachfront.
One companion followed, carrying a large cooler. He showed no discomfort under his robe, snapping gum excitedly with each step. The other companion lagged, his overweight body sweating profusely in the sun.
βHereβ boomed the leader, pointing a bony finger.
βYou got it Bossβ, said the second, snapping his gum.
The first sighed. βItβs our day off, Nausea. No need to call me Boss.β
βSorry bossβ, said Nausea, settling the cooler.
βI got it!β shouted the third. ββI got the motive which is money, and the body which is dead!β Bet you donβt know that oneβ.
The gaunt one smiled, a ghastly display of moldy recessed teeth. βIn The Heat Of The Night.β He chuckled, a cavernous echoing sound. βGood try, George.β
George laughed. βIβll stump you one day.β
The cadaverous fellow grinned, pulling out stacks of wood. He twisted and bent, unfolding them against their hinges to form three beautiful Adirondack chairs, which he and his companions fell into with sighs.
βYou make these, boss?β asked Nausea, gum snapping.
βWell, carpentry is a hobby. It relieves stress.β
George said βYou should see the stuff he made for my Accounting Office!β
They opened the cooler, enjoying cold drinks, snacks, conversation, until a scream disturbed them.
βOh god!β shrieked a woman. βHarry! My god, heβs had a heart attack!β she wailed over the prone man beside her.
Nausea squinted at the vague outline of a spirit rising slowly. βNo rest for guys like us, huh boss?β he asked, rising. His boss reached out, nudging Nausea into his chair. His other hand rose towards the spirit, clenched, and slammed down.
The spirit jerked back into its vessel. Harry coughed, sputtered, and sat up to stare at the trio.
The gaunt man settled in his chair, popping another beer.
βDeath is off today.β