Today’s Music: Sammy Hagar
IrishPaul Instant Messaged me on my way to the train this morning.
Here is the conversation…
IrishPaul –
Happy 50th birthday to moody bastard Larry Mullins junior
El Guapo –
That’s why you’re up at 7 am?
IrishPaul –
Going to bed now. Was watching a movie.
Why are you up?
El Guapo –
You. Suck. I’m going to work.
IrishPaul –
What kind of a****le goes to work before 6pm? Don’t forget, we’re going to The Drums next Monday.
El Gupao –
Real world a****les. Haven’t yet found a surfing sponsor, so off I go.
Yeah, I’ll be there.
IrishPaul –
Right. I’m off to bed alone – bonus.
You going to Chickenfoot.
El Guapo –
Bah, not a big enough fan. Thought you hated Hagar.
IrishPaul –
I do but want to see Michael Anthony Hall and Joe Satriani. So I’ll bear with it.
El Guapo –
Have a good time.
And since I know he hates that crap, today’s music is Sammy Hagar. Because I had to be on my to work at 7 am. And he was finishing his day bartending form last night.
So there it is, a tiny snippet of my real life.
Bah.
Guapola 
Congratulations on having a job, an income and a life. All important things, especially when combined with being married to the most amazing girl in the universe. I’m working on a new book. It’s called How to Alienate People and Feel Bad About Yourself. When I’m done with that project I can take on Real World A*****es and the Value of Making a Living.
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Thanks Weenie Girl. I think…
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“What kind of a-hole goes to work before 6 PM?”
It must be nice to have a friend whose schedule is so perfectly in sync with yours. (Hey! Next time he does something like this, you could pick ‘N Sync for the day’s music.)
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Thanks Brian.
I’m not putting N Sync on my blog, but if I get the chance, maybe I’ll replace everything on his iPod with it. And Sammy Hagar solo.
Bwahaha!
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Well, I don’t blame you for shunning the ‘N Sync.
I just noticed you got the page up with pics of your toys. Nice! You weren’t just whistlin’ dixie when you said your surfboard looks very cool.
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Thanks Brian. Now if only I could stand up on it (but hopefully that will come).
I’ve got some other toys to add, once I get around to it.
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Yay to Joe Satriani! Boo to going to work at 7 A.M.!
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I would like to amend that statement to just “Boo going to work”
I think the day after that conversation, I started IMing him every 15 minutes minutes until it woke him up.
hehehe
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Ha! You’re so mean. Funny, but mean.
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